Save the World In Under 10 Minutes!

According to AskMarsVenus.com their team of Love Experts can help you to:

· Learn why men don't call...
· Learn how women unknowingly push men away
· Learn how to get a commitment from a man!
· Learn when it's time to leave a relationship
· Learn the truth about online dating, and how you can find online love!
· Learn to communicate your loving feelings without offending or pushing someone away!

In fact, I learned that at Mars Venus you can do it all!
“It doesn’t matter whether you are single, married, searching for love, or recovering from a broken heart, the Relationship Coaches at Mars Venus can help”. It is important that you don’t wait because:

“While it may sound crazy, you can change your life with one phone call. Our coaches can resolve some issues in as little as 10 minutes!” Completely confidential! Call now! You can even ask Dr John Grey (author of “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus) a Personal Question in the “Love Q & A Section”
How exciting it would be, I thought, if I could find a Coach-For-The-Planet Web site!

Can you imagine…?

At EarthCoaches.com our experts can help you to:

· Learn why men destroy the earth and how to stop them!
· Learn how to prevent desertification, erosion, global warming and much much, more!
· Learn how to get a sense of international community. Yes it is possible!
· Finally understand the truth about species extinction and what causes it. Yes it can be prevented!
· Unravel the secrets of war and learn how to cultivate peaceful solidarity. You thought it wasn’t possible? Think again!
· Understand why it’s important to love your fellow man and how to get him to love you back!
· Explore the secrets of human existence in 5 easy steps.

“It may sound crazy but our Earth Coaches can resolve some issues in as little as 10 minutes!” Completely confidential! Call now! You can even ask Dr Highly Unlikely a personal question in the “Earth Q & A Section”

Me: “Dr Highly Unlikely, what is the reason mankind is so intractably stupid?”